Do Canadians have no spine? Why do we laugh at American shows when they mock us? Why do we talk about American politics as though they were our own?
There is something wrong with our country and everyone knows it. But everyone in Canada is, for some reason, afraid to talk about it.
Unlike Americans, Canadians shy away from broadcasting their displeasure about our nation. They don’t want to rock the boat. They believe that if they draw attention to this country’s shortcomings, they might upset some delicate balance. What are we afraid of? If we see something that is wrong, shouldn’t we inform people about it? Or will we sit around forever while Canada remains a loser country?
Canadians have a cultural distrust of ambition. We fear it, and fear that those who foster it risk pushing our country down the slippery slope to American-style greed and corporate culture. We have cowered behind this excuse for long enough. We can’t be forever molding our culture around the fear that we will ‘become too American’.
A Canadian almost prides himself on being better than an American: more intelligent, more ethical, more globally aware, more environmentally conscientious. Is this boastful pride warranted? Or is it merely compensation for the inferiority we feel to the US? Unable to equal them, do we comfort ourselves with that label, ‘moral’?
And is it true that we are helpless to compete against America? We have seen the vast majority of successful internet sites, such as Google, Yahoo, and Facebook, arise from America. But Americans don’t have any natural advantage over Canadians in the digital world. The technology is the same in both nations. It is our timidity that denies us victory.
We need a shift in mindset. First, as a nation we need to admit that greed can sometimes be good. Greed is the true mother of invention. And we need to stop being so god-damn Canadian. So put down your vegan burgers, your fair-trade coffees, and grow a pair. Victory belongs to the bold. Ultimately, you will have no-one to blame but yourself.